Was there every a more appropriately named employee?

Today, my teller whilst in my bank paying a bill was called Barbara Cash.

And why do the young and mentally disadvantaged insist on wearing their trousers half way down their arse? I can do that, because my trousers don't fit over my belly, but they just look like they can't dress themselves. I get the almost uncontrollable urge to walk up behind them and yank their trousers up over their chests... slobs.