Now, I know that everyone has their perfect partner in the world, and I know beauty is only skin deep and blah blah blah but I just saw this story on the BBC website and I was sick in my mouth a little. Why do these sorts of stories about people bumping uglies never involve, say, Carmen Electra and George Clooney? By Odin's Sword these two are no oil paintings...
Noisy Sex Woman Loses Appeal Bid
Please, don't complain to me if seeing these two, and then seeing in your mind the images the story conjures, makes you give up your lunch.
I'm just the messenger.