Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Cold

As warned by the weather men, the weather has turned and its freezing now. Its a glorious bright sunny day outside my office window, but the temperature isn't the highest.
Didnt do much yesterday from a personal point of view, but Im really making progress on my current project (E-Signatures) and its turning into quite a beast.

Im worried Im getting overly obsessed with golf... all I wanna do is be out there on the course. I guess I should hurry up and win the lottery so I can retire and do just that.

A friend of mine is going to Austria this Saturday for a week, to go snowboarding... lucky sod. Im hoping to get together for a drink with him on Friday night before he goes.

Its been a few days, but I've finally downloaded a new album that I really like (well two actually).
"Grinderman" by Grinderman and "Capture / Release" by The Rakes (a certain Chelsea supporting, golf playing, 'fancy dan' will like this one especially... you know who you are!)


A few websites here that have helped me pass the time recently... (not work time, of course!)

French Games

Line Rider

Top Gear

Have a good day all - and remember, you're not paranoid... they really ARE all out to get you.

Update: ALREADY someone has pi$$ed me off again today with the way they treat the work's kitchen as a pig sty. PUT THE F*CKIN MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS YOU LAZY BA$TARD. I SWEAR IF I CATCH YOU DOING IT, WHOEVER IT IS, I WILL TAKE A DUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR DESK YOU INCONSIDERATE TW@T.

Update: Someone else has just made the list - whoever made the urinals in our gents and can't stop them blocking up. For those of you who dont know, urinals usually have a timed 'flush', to clear out any debris from the place you pee. This can create a problem if the plug is blocked, even slightly, as the water does not flush the urinal and go away, it over-flows creating a mini Niagra Falls over the edge of the 'bowl' (we're talking about the individual urinals that sit high on the wall here).
Not nice, as Im sure you'll appreciate. But imagine being stood at the urinal, contemplating the world and draining the main vein, at the exact time this flushing occurs. If you wanna picure something funny, imagine your gentle host trying to pee while dancing from foot to foot to avoid getting his shoes soaked by the over-flow of water. Ba$tards.

1 comment:

GP said...

On the subject of milk in work fridges - some mother humper has been drinking mine from our communal fridge. From now on I'll be labelling it with "Cats Jizz".

And why do people leave the door of the fridge ajar? The number of times my yoghurt has changed to cheese in the space of 4 hours....