Tuesday 18 March 2008

Why you shouldn't shake hands in the office

OK, first of all, apologies for those eating at the moment.
I was in the gents this morning, doing what nature enforces on you, with someone else in the next cubicle. As I was sat there contemplating life and all its mysteries, I heard the fellow w.c user finish his business and commence to 'wipe and shine'. I then heard the flush, the trousers being zipped up, and the cubicle door opened. A small pause of silence (i.e. not running water, no soap dispenser, no hand towels being taken...) then the door the toilet opening and closing! eeeuuuww!
I dont know who you were, phantom bog-user-non-hand-washer, but if I find out I will make sure people know NOT to go near you with their bare hands or any sort of edible material... disgusting.

Anyway, apart from that, not a bad day so far. Played football for the first time in 3 weeks last night, so Im a bit achy but not as bad as I expected (we drew in the end).

A small bit of work on - nothing too strenuous.

Soundtrack of the day: "Searching For The Hows And Whys" by Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly (yes, the one I bought yesterday - its a good one).

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Blah! Nasty!
Bog-user..hehe.

Did your son play as well?

Yikes, I had better start listening to some progressive music stations because I have never heard of the group.

Unknown said...

If we tried to play football today, it would be a muddy mess but probably a blast!

Simon said...

No, last night was my normal Monday night game with a few friends, adults only. And Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly is hardly progressive... Id say more Indie rock. I can recommend them though. Their first album is nicely acoustic.

Unknown said...

Wrong term on my part, I thimk. I meant something other than old rock.

Mom said...

I have observed that not washing hands is very common and still very nasty habit.
This old lady has never heard of any of your music.