Friday, 25 July 2008

What I shouldn't have read...

...just before flying to the U.S next week: How to crap your shorts on an airplane

Read it, can you imagine the fear?! The would cause lumpy farts all over the plane, wouldn't it.

1 comment:

Native Minnow said...

Here I was hoping for an article which literally gave you the step by step approach to crapping your pants on a plane.

I imagine it would go something like this:

1 - Don't.
2 - Seriously, don't. It's disgusting.