Yes its being hung.
But speaking of euphamisms, here's a few I've heard for the act of onanism:
Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Feeding the ducks
Bashing the bishop
Hand shandy
Five knuckle shuffle
Pocket billiards
Bashing one out
Visiting Mrs Palm and her five daughters
D.I.Y (Doing It Yourself)
Self-love
Tugging your Tallywhacker
Anyone else got any suggestions?
Anyway, a quiet day today. A couple of agents written, emails caught up on, some bugs fixed.
No plans for this evening either, pretty dull I know.
Soundstrack of the day: Korn's new studio album, and "Roots & Echoes" by The Coral.
Peace.
Update: Someone has pointed out in the comments that the animal being strung up is in fact a groundhog. I know this. But the title of the post would not be as funny if it was "Hanging the groundhog". Hence the term 'Beaver'. Yes I sacrificed factual accuracy for comedy. Sue me.
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looks more like a groundhog than a beaver
riding the baloney pony
Flog the Dolphin
Unload the Gun
Playing the Knuckle Trumpet
Slap the Salami
Frosting the Sock
Cleaning the Pipes
Free-ing the Navy
Thats all I can think of right now.........sorry : )
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knocking one out
screaming at the banshees
praying to beelzebub
having a wank
I wish I had found this sooner... like right before the last bachelorette party.
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