Check this mo' fo' out...
Probably the world's largest spider, Heteropoda maxima has a colossal legspan of up to 12 inches (30 centimeters), according to a December 2008 WWF report.
Discovered in a large cave in northern Laos in 2001.
Guess where I will NOT be going on holiday??
Get a ruler and measure out 12 inches (I could say something rude about looking into my underwear but...) - now imagine a bastard spider with a legspan that wide... Creepin' Jebus that's scary.
I heard a rumor that leaving conkers in the corners of your house would deter spiders from sticking around... but this bastard would eat the things and then crawl up your leg saying "Now give me meat, bitch"... I think I've just pooped.
3 comments:
i dunno mate, check out this link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brown-recluse-2-edit.jpg
i think if you saw that, you'd just kiss your ass goodbye. id never leave a padded cell
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you wish it was...... ;-0)
I have posted a response to this blog at (the long forgotten) blog with no name - cheers m'dears...
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