tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post5018739700069542077..comments2023-09-26T16:32:04.391+01:00Comments on iSimon: Guter Tag from BirminghamSimonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03772289434787056190noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-85417851591273735652009-11-26T10:26:16.214+00:002009-11-26T10:26:16.214+00:00A nearly word perfect rendition dear boy!A nearly word perfect rendition dear boy!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772289434787056190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-68589356233326054152009-11-26T10:22:45.745+00:002009-11-26T10:22:45.745+00:00(from memory)
Jump you f***er jump
Jump into this ...(from memory)<br />Jump you f***er jump<br />Jump into this 'ere blanket what we are 'olding<br />And you will be alright<br />So he jumped<br />Hit the deck<br />Broke hi f***ing neck<br />There waaa-aaaa-aaas no blanket<br />Laugh? We nearly shat<br />We hadn;t laughed so much since grandad died<br />Or Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle<br />We are miserable sinners<br />Fiii-iii-iiilthy f***cker<br />Aaaaaaaaaaaarsoles!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254395719984827281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-82873107246606463682009-11-26T08:56:16.691+00:002009-11-26T08:56:16.691+00:00Russ - unfortunately no, it doesn't have the h...Russ - unfortunately no, it doesn't have the horse race. This is an earlier CD. The one thing it two things it does have that you may remember is the one about "the wart on your ticket" and the song "jump, you f*cker, jump".Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772289434787056190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-31989502361931696012009-11-26T08:52:27.793+00:002009-11-26T08:52:27.793+00:00Ah yes- the horse race. Made me cry with laughter ...Ah yes- the horse race. Made me cry with laughter the first time I heard it "....and it's Big Tits out in front......"Charlie Naseweishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809905924955337581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-41646581220417769462009-11-25T15:17:46.695+00:002009-11-25T15:17:46.695+00:00Hopefully your CD has the "Horse Race" o...Hopefully your CD has the "Horse Race" on it - and also Worst Jobs and a bit about being in the Guinness Book of Records.<br /><br />All classic sketches!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254395719984827281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-79493644560388937222009-11-25T07:23:23.061+00:002009-11-25T07:23:23.061+00:00I'm 'technically' correct - the best K...I'm 'technically' correct - the best KIND of correct!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772289434787056190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-36809189381317335232009-11-25T02:28:51.082+00:002009-11-25T02:28:51.082+00:00while Guter is technically correct, i think you...while Guter is technically correct, i think you'll find its Guten Tag mate.<br /><br />when you getting that passport renewed :PPhil Dawsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13577508088863697011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-40452055060137487162009-11-24T08:49:36.138+00:002009-11-24T08:49:36.138+00:00That's exactly it. I'll have to try playi...That's exactly it. I'll have to try playing it to you... you'll poop.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03772289434787056190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253648278618790877.post-47122047043632314692009-11-24T08:47:59.318+00:002009-11-24T08:47:59.318+00:00*strained* Oh God Nurse! PARP!!!*strained* Oh God Nurse! PARP!!!Charlie Naseweishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809905924955337581noreply@blogger.com